Goulish Giggles . . .




Q � What did that boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A � You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

Q � What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A � He is mist.

Q � What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A � A sand-witch.

Q � Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A � Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q � What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A � Fangsgiving

Q � What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A � You suck.

Q � What happens when two vampires meet?
A � It was love at first bite!

Q � What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A � Ghoul-aid!!!

Q � Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A � Because he is always a goblin.

Q � Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A � Sherlock Moans.

Q � What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A � Newlywebbed

Q � Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A � He was all bite and no bark.

Q � Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A � Napoleon bone-apart

Q � Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A � At the casketeria.

Q � What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A � Mas-scare-a.

Q � Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A � Because of the coffin.

Q � Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A � Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q � What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A � A toasty ghosty.

Q � Where do most goblins live?
A � In North and South Scarolina.

Q � What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A � Sour-puss

Q � How do you scare a mummy
A � With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

Q � Why do vampires scare people?
A � They are bored to death!

Q � What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A � Scream or sugar!

Q � Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
A � At a ghastly station.

Q � Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A � Sherlock Bones.

Q � Where did the goblin throw the football?
A � Over the ghoul line.

Q � What instrument do skeleton play?
A � Trom-BONE.

Q � What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A � Boo-Berries.

Q � Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A � The Vampire State Building.

Q � What is a Mummy?s favorite type of music?
A � Wrap!!!!!

Q � What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A � Whipped scream.

Q � What's a monster's favorite bean?
A � A human bean.

Q � What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A � Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q � What do you call a little monsters parents
A � Mummy and deady

Q � What do you get when you cross a vampire with the Internet?
A � Blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q � How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A � Every night he turns into a bat.

Q � What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A � A grave problem.

Q � Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A � He had a fang-ache.

Q � What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A � It's a pain in the neck.

Q � How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A � All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q � What is a vampires least favorite food?
A � Steak

Q � Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A � He has a bat temper.

Q � What do witches use in their hair?
A � Scare-spray

Q � Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A � So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q � Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
A � At the boo-ty shop.

Q � Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A � Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q � What do they teach in witching school?
A � Spelling.

Q � Why does a witch ride a broom?
A � Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q � Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A � Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q � Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A � For the Boos.

Q � What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A � Dead ends

Q � Who does Dracula get letters from?
A � His fang club.

Q � What's a monsters favorite desert?
A � I-Scream!!

Q � When does a ghost have breakfast?
A � In the moaning.

Q � What do you call a witch's garage?
A � A broom closet.

Q � Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
A � A coffin.

Q � What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A � Spelling

Q � What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A � Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q � Where do ghosts go out?
A � Where they can get boooooo-ze.

Q � Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
A � He was dying to get to the other side!

Q � What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A � Ghoul

Q � Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A � To go to the body shop.

Q � How does a girl vampire flirt?
A � She bats her eyes.

Q � Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A � To stop his coffin.

Q � What can't you give the headless horseman?
A � A headache.

Q � What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A � A boo-tie.

Q � What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A � Boo-berry pie.

Q � Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A � He didn't have a haunting license.

Q � Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A � To see the boogy man.

Q � Why didn?t the skeleton cross the road?
A � He had no guts.

Q � What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A � OK, that's a wrap.

Q � How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A � Give him screws.

Q � Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A � Mali-boo.

Q � Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies?
A � Because they have Hollow-Weenies!

Q � What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
A � Fasten your sheet belts.

Q � What do you call two witches living together?
A � Broommates.

Q � What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A � Ground him

Q � Why was the mummy so tense?
A � Because he was all wound up.

Q � Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A � He had no body to dance with.

Q � Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A � Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q � Why don't mummies take vacations?
A � They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q � What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A � A white sale.

Q � Where do ghosts go out?
A � Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q � Why don't ghost have bands?
A � They get boooooed.

Q � Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A � Because he had bat breath.

Q � What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A � A cereal killer.

Q � Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A � He didn't have the guts.

Q � Who was the most famous witch detective?
A � Warlock Holmes

Q � What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?
A � A squashed pumpkin pie.

Q � Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A � It's drafty under that sheet.

Q � What do u get when there is a witch in the desert?
A � You get a sandwich.

Q � Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A � It raises their spirits.

Q � What songs does Dracula hate?
A � "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.

Q � What?s a ghost's favorite type of car?
A � A boo-ick

Q � What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
A � The living room

Q � What did the bird say on Halloween?
A � Trick or tweet!

Q � What is a vampire?s favorite fruit?
A � A necktarine

Q � Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A � The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.

Q � Where do ghost go for fun?
A � To the boo-vies

Q � What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A � Bone appetite

Q � Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
A � Because he had no body to go with.

Q � What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?
A � Can I have the keys to the broom tonight.

Q � How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A � So long sucker!

Q � Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A � He's all bone & no muscle.

Q � What's a Vampire's least favorite song?
A � Another one bites the dust!

Q � What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A � Bad to the Bone

Q � What do ghosts call there girl friends?
A � There goul friends.

Q � Why are vampires like false teeth?
A � They all come out at night.

Q � What was the mummies' vacation like?
A � Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Q � Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A � He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q � What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A � A skeleton key.

Q � Why do skeletons drink milk?
A � To help their bones!

Q � What did the goblin say to the witch?
A � I don't know you tell me!

Q � What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A � They suck! (or they bite!)



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